Terry Bradshaw Sets out to Become “Hip”The Bradshaw Bunch

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The new and improved Terry Bradshaw.

At least, that’s what the NFL legend was hoping to accomplish on tonight’s all-new episode of The Bradshaw Bunch. It all began with a business meeting concerning Bradshaw Bourbon, his named whiskey. Terry shared the news with his family during lunch. “We found out our clientele is kind of cool.”

One reasonable answer is to have your ears pierced. Terry believes that yes. 

“This is not your grandfather’s bourbon,”He told his wife. TammyThis is to justify the new look. “This bourbon’s a hip bourbon. It’s a cool bourbon.”

Also, “Morgan Freeman has one,” Terry reasoned.

The look was easy to replicate since his daughter. LaceyHe had some temporary earrings, but that just made him want more. 

It was as the Bradshaw patriarch said it in a confessional “I’m hip, I’m young, I’m cheugy.”

Minutes later when he learned what that last word meant, Terry made sure to correct the record: “I am not outdated!”